donkey rope

A synonym for: penis, Wang, cock, hang dang, king jibba jabba, slubber duck, dick, meat hammer, pink link and chub chub.
Jordan: hey Anna! Look at my donkey rope!

Anna: Awe its so cute!
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Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.
Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"
by ShroomBoom45 March 27, 2018
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piss up a rope

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!
by Starchylde January 13, 2015
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jackass rope

a tabacco rope
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Jumping rope

While some people may think it is a sport, it is not. It is reserved for little kids, rockey, and older people that have no life. Usually performed by females, some males may also jump rope. they are just like male cheerleaders; just because they say they're doing it because theres a bunch of girls, they're really gay and we all know it. While the whirring noise of the rope wizzing past ones head may induce feelings of euphoria, it is not recommended for anyone trying to get laid by a legal aged specimen of the opposite sex
"O shit, did you see Bill jumping rope?"
Yeh i did, what a fag.
"but there's a few girls, he says he is gonna get with one of them."
No, he's been doing this his whole life and never touched their pussy, he is gay, he jumps rope.
"But that girl over there likes it"
yeh but she's 12.
"good point, bill is gay"
by dirtymike72 January 19, 2009
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piss up a rope

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
by charlie root June 09, 2003
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Red Rope Service

After an asian massage, whilst hard from the happy ending, ask for the 'red rope service.' The masseuse will take some rope tie her feet up to the ceiling and wind the rope up and give you a spinning blow job, leads to a neutron bomb orgasm.
David Choe recommended i try the red rope service at Happy Lucky Garden Massage Parlour. She spun round on my dick and then spun back.
by David Choe September 19, 2013
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