rail-spiked

What happens to you when you get caught wearing someone elses lost jacket at work.

I was headed over to Terminal C for some crepes, when suddenly I got rail-spiked into the ground.

by FujativeOCR December 30, 2019

Meat rail

Doing a line of illicit substance on top of a man's turgid, erect member.

Jacob was trying to do a meat rail on Aidens junk, but he was resisting due to his time at conversion camp.

by AbsoluteChaos December 9, 2025

Railed

To fuck the absolute shit out of someone 😁

"Can you come to dinner tomorrow?"
"No I'm busy getting railed,sorry"

by Sillysausage23 June 12, 2022

Rail Rhodying

To be put on hold without notice while youre on the phone with someone and continue to talk without knowing that person put you on hold. Only to find out that person didn't hear anything you said.

Cheryl rail rhody'd Michael in the middle of him screaming for help. He was later found violated and naked in the everglades. It was Cheryl's fault for rail rhodying Michael and not listening to his plea for help.

by anonymous April 9, 2021

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

necro-rail

The act of having group sex with a dead person.

Last nights necro-rail was the shit!

by serenityvyle June 8, 2011