When you put on your best hipster clothes, handcuff her to a boat, fuck her like a train, and make it rain all over her face, while shouting "SACAJAWEA!".
by EroticCripple July 2, 2017

An upgraded version of a Lead Rack, where the line of pencil shavings is stretched out to the full length of a Hermitage desk. Only the boldest (or dumbest) go for the Led Rail, risking a nostril full of graphite and a brain full of regret.
"Reckon you can handle a Led Rail, mate? That Hermitage desk is a metre long—hope your nose is up for it."
by FlapSlapper1998 February 20, 2025

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.
by Tophbutt September 7, 2020

When you're playing a game like Escape from Tarkov, and while editing yourself a sweet looking preset ADAR 2-15, you buy a rail for 1 million roubles from the Flea Market.
by Bozzenheim February 5, 2023

by moosse September 18, 2014

by Marshal0ver December 1, 2023

A camera angle in a porn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the balls and the penis thrusting into the vagina and at a few minutes the males asscrack and asshole fills up the video.
by Fim-Fompples January 29, 2016
