October 24

National ask out your crush day

Boy: She's cute

Boy: It is October 24, national ask out your crush day

by October 24 October 20, 2019

October 16

Kiss your crush day
Slap ass

Ask out crush

Do all above

Lulu “ hey it’s October 16 you know what that means

by @luluxplr tic Tok October 14, 2019

October 26

National give your crush a flower day

person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh

by s u c c u l e n t October 21, 2019

october 1

The day of the most beautiful girl in the whole world and universe.

Connor: You know what October 1 means? The birthday of my beautiful daughter, Sky!

by connor adler April 18, 2019

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

October 2

National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

by strawbatom October 18, 2019

October 26

Remember your loved ones day!

Hey Stephan, go give your mom a hug and remind her how much you love her!

October 26 is a loving day!

by Yo_HMUa October 22, 2019