parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 23, 2021

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 06, 2020

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 02, 2017

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016

Oyster

To be tunrt af, lit, life of the party.

It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters

by partyboi5000 November 19, 2020