own your house

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

See suitcase
1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
Get the own your house mug.

Get Owned Son

1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.
1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!
by xINSANEx xMODZx September 12, 2010
Get the Get Owned Son mug.

own at life

what ty and tay do every day; they are awesome; sexy; pretty much the freaking shit. They own at life and have a kick ass handshake that is pretty much the bomb diggity. They are also pretty much the two coolest kids you'll ever meet in your entire life.. Because they are the definition of complete ownage, and the definition of complete ownage is.. tay and ty.
"Dude did you just see that awesome handshake ty and tay just did?"

"Yeah dude, that was pretty much amazing!"

"They soooo own at life!"

"I know i wish i was that cool."

"Same."
by T&Tproductions/OWNAGE March 28, 2009
Get the own at life mug.

you don't own

what u say to people at the movies, or anywhere. usually when u get pissed.
u don't own the theater! it's all me up in here - brenda from scary movie
by ur momz August 12, 2004
Get the you don't own mug.

Black Owned Couple

A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.
No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .
by Pitbullguy85 November 03, 2022
Get the Black Owned Couple mug.

passive aggressive owning

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.
by Wesley Sakamoto February 22, 2008
Get the passive aggressive owning mug.

owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
Get the owns my ass mug.