Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

numporion

someonw who doesen't listen to instructions

You numporion! you broke the pride of the fleet!

by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023

Nimpskin

Collective term for a group of places, people and/or moments. These usually have quirks, uniqueness, fazaz, and strangeness.

"This is just a collection of my nimpskins that I flick through every day"
"Shut up you lil nimpskin haha"

by allgoodyeah September 21, 2023

Numpy

Delicious or scrumptious. Tasty or good. Something that looks or tastes good, delicious, or scrumptious.

I’m making something Numpy. It’s going to be Numpy.

by Anonymous Cherry January 25, 2024

Numpitybrump

The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.

Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.

Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.

by Lonthedevil February 13, 2024

Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024