broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

broken bessel

a broken bessel (or broken vessel idk how you prefer it) is an Boss in the world of hallownest and its supperior to everything else but it has a b because yes and i like berries :)

person 1: i really hate broken Bessel
person 2: kills person 1

by lycooooo January 16, 2021

broken science

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format

Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.

by M@RT!N October 8, 2011

Cardi Broken

When you feel broken inside after listening to too much Cardi B

Dont you dare put kodak yellow again, I already feel Cardi Broken

by Sully van August 4, 2019

Broken Dog

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!

Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!

by Twist of Cain October 18, 2011

broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.

homework gave me another broken pencil.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

broken spork

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

by theattackofZ May 17, 2009