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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Deer Park High School

Literally the worst public school you can attend. People's nudes get exposed too often because the boys think they're cool if they get them so they spread them around. There's a lot of fights but literally no one there knows how to fight so they're all shitty. Everyone vapes in the bathrooms and the administration probably has no idea. The majority of people here are wanna be hood. No one speaks proper english. The school is shitty, the majority of students are failing because everyone is stupid because of how bad the school system is.
You go to Deer Park High School?

Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.
by maslol September 22, 2021
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Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
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Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
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Deer street

A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision
A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me
by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023
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