nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020

Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021

SanicMC Tax

Takes 1% of all financial gain. Can be used like the Uno Reverse Card

I think you need to pay your SanicMC Tax

by NotSanicMC June 29, 2022

Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021

wage tax

The money a person earns for their company that they aren't paid.

"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."

by Synthisis March 31, 2016

Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).

I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.

by hash4questions August 18, 2016

Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.

Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.

by MorphLord October 1, 2017