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ego cunt

A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity
Oh yea Tyler he’s a real ego cunt, he is just the WORST
by I like cactuses December 15, 2024
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Invoking Ego

Hey, fuck yourself. Stop trying to invoke my ego. Nobody buys that shit.
Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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ego person

One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself.
At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.
by Furnald December 31, 2007
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ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
by code-dave August 12, 2024
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Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego
Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018
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ego-venting

ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?

Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
by tio17 June 7, 2025
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ego

is mind consciousness belief of one's self. To believe into another's perception of your organic character and accept the idea as truth. this is why your subconscious distorts when we lose touch with said comfort zone or we fall into a depressive state of mind.
ego is following a crowd for self worth intentions and giving reason to what's broken
by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023
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