creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

jesus creepers

Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.

Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.

by MC Timmy G July 7, 2006

brown creeper

another name for diarrhea. The liquid poop that comes out yor butt.

Guy 1: Man you're late. Where were you?

Guy 2: Dude, I've been up all morning with brown creeper

by JL Thompson November 8, 2007

Platonic Creeper

Someone who creeps on others, but doesn't want anything from it.

Musz is such a platonic creeper! He walks around Molly so weirdly, but he's gay, so he doesn't want anything from it.

by Prince Couture December 16, 2008

creeper drink

A drink that you can drink for hours, but you never feel drunk. However, in actuality you are drunk but you don't know it until you remember the next morning.

Duuude, last night I was kicking back the the mai tais all night and i didn't even feel buzzed. This morning however, I woke up with three midget strippers in my bed, so yea i was definitely drunk, and that was definitely a creeper drink.

by lexxistarr May 11, 2009