nerdle

The raised rib on a serpintine belt.

Your lack of nerdles is making your serpintine belt fall off.

by johnnyo1986 January 15, 2010

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

Neelee

Very mom like. Trashy. But stylish. Very dark humor. Lowkey wants to die but wants to live. Weird af.

Wow she is such a Neelee.

by Yoboinicki March 20, 2018

the neebler

The ultimate move. It's when a girl sticks her nipple in a guys peehole.nipple, peehole

Last night Gertrude gave Vladimir the neebler.

by Captain Lunch August 27, 2006

Needlehead

1.a complete nerd (that is doing bad in classes) and its head is unporation with the rest of its body
2. is stuburn 24/7 exspecialy in the morning
3.a nickname for someone with needle in there name

example 1:
girl(on the bus in the morining)-hey
guy-hey
girl-wats up
guy-..................................
girl-your being such a neeedlehead
example 2:
girl 1- look at this kid
girl 2- that kid is such a needlehead
example 3:
girl 1-HEY john
girl 2-no his name is needlehead
girl 1-why?
girl 2-beacause his name is john needlesned
girl 1-oh makes scence

by SCAKHC August 5, 2008

Needlepeen

Experimental rock band formed in 2023. As of September nineteenth 2023, they have released 2 albums and 2 eps.

Timmy: Man, I LOVE the band Needlepeen!

Richard: Me too, their best album is dick tears and their best song is We Kicked JB out of the Band Because He Kept Saying the Dope Nose Slur on July 29th 2023!

by JM99 Official September 18, 2023

Needlepoint

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD

Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.

by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022