We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

where ya need me.

An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.

Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?

Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.

by bigtongs January 20, 2010

we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby October 2, 2005

we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007

i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017