A Liam is a massive cunt. If you have a liam in your life remove him from it imediently. Liam's are just the most unsuccessful fuckboys in the world.
by The Names Alastor February 14, 2020

by eat my ass urban dictionary June 10, 2019

Liam is the most delicious "snack" I've ever seen. All the girls chase him because of his Xbox skills and knowledge of "proper grammar". If you attempt to roast Liam he will immediately drag someone else into the conversation that has nothing to do with what we are talking about. Liam is a fat disrespectful slob that has no respect for anyone except his religious "friend" and gay lover. Liam weighs just over 200 lbs at the age of 13. His mother has a full time job as "manager" at McDonald's and Liam get free gift card every week. Liam has this odd strut when he is walking with his homosexual significant other. Liam tends to "strech" the holidays by wearing his crusty santa hat that has not seen the washer sense he has purchased it at the Good Will. Liam also has one nut.
by Glow Dog May 2, 2018

Liam: hey ben do you want to see my pubes?
Ben: oh yeah ( sarcasticly )
liam: ok cool here they are.
ben : your such a liam
Ben: oh yeah ( sarcasticly )
liam: ok cool here they are.
ben : your such a liam
by islamic_bomber9wdasdawdasdiale June 2, 2018

A man that can't pronounce long words, and gets increasingly frustrated if he's teased. Very likely to be kinky with someone who's " just a friend " enjoys the rhythms of Africa. And may do jazz hands to it.
by Daddy Alpha big dick top November 12, 2019

by TooMuchOfDaCoco June 28, 2018

Liam is a peace of shit who you would never want to meet. He is gay and nobody likes him and he likes mens d**ks . If you ever meet him till him he is gay
by Sipholovesmen November 2, 2017
