Nicola is a hot piece of stuff! Her obsession for shrek is unheard of, so if you are a man who looks like shrek, you are the man for her. She walks down the street and you can’t help look twice. And oh how could I not forget that HUGE BUNDAAAA, unbelievable…
Boys get at her whilst you can because once she finds her shrek then that’s it, game over.
Boys get at her whilst you can because once she finds her shrek then that’s it, game over.
by Atlvdck November 23, 2021
One of the best people you'll ever meet, she is cute, funny and smart. Most of the time they are in love with someone called Quentin
cloeys man...
by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022
a sexy talented colombian that everyone wants to fuck, the most talented man that came out of barranquilla (rumour says he has a 10 incher)
Mariana: Oh he is so “Nicolas Madero”
Lulu:?!?!?!
Hoyos:?!?!?
Franchita:so sexy
Valeria: yeah
Nana:oh
Campo:?
Lulu:?!?!?!
Hoyos:?!?!?
Franchita:so sexy
Valeria: yeah
Nana:oh
Campo:?
by Sofia roberts joy May 29, 2021
Is a person who loves weed and mostly known to be able to drive while intoxicated Nicolas Giasson is a fucking stoner who loves to giggle Santa Claus nuts
What are you doing step Nicolas Giasson
by Kyle bumstead November 23, 2021
Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein is a terrorist to a tribe of incredibly short Africans known as the Munchkinsx. Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein flew to Africa and atop a rhino trampled the Munchkin village making a daring escape with his life but losing his but hole along the way which led him to be shunned by the league of Gassy Boo Boo's who had just finished defeating David. After being shunned by the League of GBB's Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein then built a mystical place called Prison Island where enemies of the League of GBB's are sent. Before building Prison Island Nicolas visited the Anti-MaxR age care home for elderly women who don't want to be decapitated, Nick met the love of his life who also happened to be Max's great great great grandmother and his biggest target as she is his oldest living relative as he had already decapitated every other ancient grandmother of his. Nick and Max's great great great grandmother who is 834 years old then got married and built Prison Island together.
Person 1: Did you hear Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein got delivered a new prisoner
Person 2: Cool who is it
Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David
Person 2: Cool who is it
Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David
by God of Glum February 10, 2025