A shirt worn by weedy polish post grads to accentuate their otherwise unnoticeable arm muscles, in the vain attempt to attract women, and detract from the fact they have compulsive erections.
'Ey, ey, ey, 'Enry I got some muscle shirts, now the laydeez will be like "ooo I wanna rub your pecs so bad!"...no, I don't see why I need to be subtle'
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A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.
Pros & Cons
Tuners
Pros:
Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well
Good gas mileage
Cons:
Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics
Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados
Muscle
Pros:
Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years
"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners
Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)
Cons:
Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell
The result: Muscle
(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Pros & Cons
Tuners
Pros:
Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well
Good gas mileage
Cons:
Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics
Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados
Muscle
Pros:
Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years
"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners
Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)
Cons:
Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell
The result: Muscle
(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?
Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race
Me: Fuck off, please
Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race
Me: Fuck off, please
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