Munter

A nickname for a good friend. Only to be used for awesome people. Especially if you forget their last name, which I'm sure you didn't you just thought munter was their last name.

Munter works at a pub, he's such a great bartender!

by Saraisnotsorry May 17, 2021

jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)

you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

Munter

The act of looking like a filthy tramp and generally being undesirable.

Dat ho is a munter.

by Stephen D Dawg September 26, 2003

Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Marten

A fine lookin male. Male version of Gina.

Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.

by G.J. June 22, 2006