Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

marmaduke

the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.

is that a meal worm or a penis you're wanking with you disgusting marmaduke!

by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005

Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade

Jim-Jim is a very sad marmalde without any friends. He needs your help to lift his spirits!

Please be friends with my marmalade =(

by Chokey February 19, 2005

marmaduked

to be drunk or have been drunk

we were totally marmaduked

by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2008

Mermasaur

A mermaid dinosaur. Unknown by the public, the mermasaur (invented by a 16-year-old girl) will soon be taking over the masses with popularity.

"Oh look, that isn't a mermaid, but it isn't a dinosaur...it's a mermasaur!"

by CUUCa May 25, 2009