button monkey

a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.
by Ziggy Volten January 20, 2010
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SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
by marty donnellon March 31, 2004
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Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!
by je5u5 October 02, 2005
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Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
by Truth Serum 58008 March 02, 2017
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mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
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Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
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