moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup
"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"
by Zach June 21, 2003
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Moist nigga

Moistnigga - a person so self absorbed, they’re a little moist. People like this can’t see past what’s standing in front of the mirror. The only reason they make a move is for the benefit of self. They have little to no regard for others, although their charming character might trick you into thinking so. They care too much about what others think and try way too hard to maintain their bougie image.

Moistnigga can be associated with words like narcissistic, egotistical, vain

Let’s be real, we all know a moistnigga
Girl you better steer clear of Derrick. He’s nothing but a moist nigga
by Kcee17 April 28, 2020
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Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.
My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!
by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017
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mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.
Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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moist brush

1. When you make your lady friend so wet that her pubic hair becomes moist.
2. When you come so much that your man friend has a dripping moustache.
Dave: Oi mate how was stacey last night?
Steve:aw man she was great she had a moist brush before we even started
by Steve The Plasterer October 20, 2015
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man moist

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.
"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."
by Jesse Martin February 11, 2005
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hella moist

when you get killed by stuffybark126 on xbox
"Bruh im hella moist rn"
by TWITCH SOUPY July 27, 2018
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