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des moines

gutwrench and sorrow. the home of the world's fattest and ugliest people.
And that, Billy, is why the first word in Des Moines is pronounced Duh.
by Bob Wondernut March 25, 2005
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The Miner

While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.
Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.
by Joshuanaganooch September 27, 2006
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Monertia

A word formed by the combination of momentum and inertia. It has the combined meaning of both. Used to refer to bodies in motion. Extreem speed and weight are fators in whether a person or an object has monertia.
He had serious monertia when he hit the wall.

Monertia is a thrill seeker's worst friend.
by Buzzy Groves March 9, 2009
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Chilean Miner

You stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile.
Ol' tantric ass Sting has got nothing on my Chilean Miner.
by Slung Goo November 8, 2010
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mineral

Formally described as an homogeneous, inorganic compound by Webster (who was later found to be a book and considered unfit for living due to Darwin's theory).According to Lewis Carroll, however, in his writing a character asks `Are you animal--vegetable --or mineral?' in a savy, yet failed, attempt to identify the main character's race. This shows us that 'mineral' can also be used to classify those who are unknown to us.

In short- Def mineral: A classification to all things with a molecular composition be they organic or inorganic.
Jeorge ain't no mineral, Fred, he be a walking humean-bean.
by Abbeah Deel July 5, 2006
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Nerf Miner

The word, "Nerf Miner" means to nerf miner from clash royal. #Nerf Miner
person 1: Hey Nerf Miner
person 2: Lol #Nerf Miner
by bruhds February 10, 2022
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miners glove

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.
Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.
by miner man December 14, 2009
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