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Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend
he look its mitch
by little broccoli May 18, 2021
mugGet the Mitchmug.

Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
mugGet the Mitchmug.

MITCH

A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic
That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch
by Mitching it May 13, 2022
mugGet the MITCHmug.

Mitch

Annoying Anthrowarbeon who is currently in love
hehe mitch rhymes with bit-
by MitchIsGae August 22, 2021
mugGet the Mitchmug.

green Mitch

A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area
Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!
by Lil dewdrop June 8, 2023
mugGet the green Mitchmug.

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13
come here so i can mitch slap you
by coltvow December 12, 2023
mugGet the mitch slapmug.

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
mugGet the mitch and boanmug.

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