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mistermeaner

the more you miss the meaner you get
sex is a mistermeaner cause the more you miss the meaner you get
by the Randyman January 19, 2010
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Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.
You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.
by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005
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Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
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missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot
i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it
by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009
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mistersess

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.
by Inhabitant December 17, 2009
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missed songportunity

Hearing only the very end of an awesome song when you change the radio station from something uninteresting.
I was just listening to a car commercial, then I changed the station and caught the end of this great Beatles song. Missed songportunity!
by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011
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Mister Bus

also known to be written as:

mr bus, missed-the-bus.

However the proper way to write it is: MISTERBUS.

Mister bus is an extrodianrily fine fine guy who travels around by bus. he is absolutely gorgeous and people (particularly girls) makes fools out of themselves by playing "yellow car" in front of him.
OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? phoar.....from now on he shall be know as mister bus.
by natazzle November 9, 2004
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