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Cave Monkey

Cave Monkey :Noun

A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
I wanted to vote today but my Cave Monkey supervisor said not today Jamal.
by CyberAli May 28, 2018
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
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monkey-womb

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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Mikeyah

When you meet this person make sure you don’t lose them ,you will regret it if you do. This is the type of person that will put a smile on your face even if you don’t want. They are also very emotional but don’t let people know, might hide their true feeling at times. they are “shy” in a way. If you get to know them you and you get along you will develop a strong connection.
I don't want to lose mikeyah now that I've found her
by Jfkshams June 10, 2018
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Mikey Moe

A person that is bald.
P1: That guys a Mikey Moe
P2: Oh FeelsBadMan
by MikeyMoe2 August 19, 2018
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Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.
She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.
by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020
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