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Michigan Nacho Bar 

When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass
Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar

Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest
Michigan Nacho Bar by Dan Flashes January 24, 2024

Michigan mitten 

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
Michigan mitten by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024

Michigan butt chug 

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.
“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.
Michigan butt chug by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024

Michigan Wind Strom 

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation
Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard
Michigan Wind Strom by Jjettas March 19, 2024

Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

Michigan hot pocket 

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.