A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug. by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
Get the Melon-ballermug. 
When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
Get the melon saucemug. Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
by Melon_69 December 15, 2020
Get the Melonsmug. 1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
Get the drop a melonmug.