meghan tichenior

A fucking cunt, a real manipulative bitch. Usually a teacher or pharmacist.

I hope meghan tichenior dies of all her stds.

by coffeepopcorn February 18, 2018

megan

Depressed, anxious, waiting for you to take her on a date and then take her life.(Has big dick energy)

Megan's depressed but she's got hella big dick energy

by nicotinemommy November 8, 2018

Megan

Tall funny loves shrek

Look guys its a Megan

by Dog muncher123 October 28, 2019

Meghan Derangement Syndrome (MeDS)

A term used to refer to the obsessive behavior of British, Some Australian and American media/ citizens towards the Duchess of Sussex (Meghan Markle) characterized by frothing almost comical vitriol and simultaneous thirst for any piece of information about her or her nuclear family. For the British it’s a more advanced case sometimes characterized by visible steam from oral and nasal orifices at any mention of her name.

Piers Morgan has a severe case of Meghan Derangement Syndrome (MeDS)

by Libmansachs February 17, 2021

megan

The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"

Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

by DImberman May 26, 2008

Megan

A person who only eats meat.

Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"

by Max Hi April 22, 2008

the Megan

n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.

It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.

by magellan1519 March 6, 2009