Meateatiation

The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.

1. "Me and my husbands marriage was on the rocks, until we had a few sessions of Meateatiation.......now the only problem I have to worry about is taking a stool at regular intervals."

2. "Do we really need to get the lawyers involved, can't we just settle this through the civilised means of Meateatiation?"

3. "Can't this dispute be resolved through mediation?"

"I'm afraid not Ma'am, this is far too serious, I think the only way we are going to settle this is through five two hour sessions of Meateatiation.

4. "If you two cunts can't get your fucken shit together and resolve this conflict, I'm going to be forced to eat copious amounts of meat to solve this."

"What?!?!....surely we don't need to get a Meateatiator involved?"

by Soul of Distortion April 17, 2013

Meatarific

When something is very meaty.

Check out my big T-Bone steak y’all. It’s meatarific!

by HT January 16, 2004

meatmaster

A term describing either a male or female that loves to give oral sex to a male.

Lin's a real meatmaster! She love to suck on my dong 'til it's burning like a hot penny!

by pencil pud October 30, 2007

Meataphor

The replacement of one meat with another, usually at a breakfast restaurant.

Hey! The waiter replaced my bacon with ham without even telling me, and right here, the menu says "no unannounced meataphors!"

by iamtheram October 1, 2008

greasy meatball

A person of Italian heritage who stuffs their face with pasta all day and oils their hair with Castrol. They are a wannabe mafia person, but realistically, couldn't wiff those peoples jocks

Look at Luigi over there at his mom's house, that fat greasy meatball is a momma's boy

by Corn On The Bob July 3, 2003

meatball sandwich

when a male tucks his penis and balls in between his ass cheeks. hence, meatball sandwich.

also what james did on big brother 9.

the black quarterback on the football team showed his teammates his meatball sandwich in the locker room.

by Bradley S. March 25, 2008

meatball status

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

by Webster Dic June 1, 2007