masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

Maxterbation

1. the act in which somebody masturbates while looking at a female friends graduation invitation.

2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.

I totally maxterbated to Jill's graduation pic last night. Man, I love Maxterbation.

While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.

by Lonely Clementine February 13, 2010

scat masturbation

1. Masturbating while covered in feces
2. Putting shit on your hand and masturbating thereby mimicking anal sex

1. That chick from two girls and one cup has a new video, she scat masturbates and looks all muddy. That's some awesome scat masturbation, Holmes.
2. My girl won't let me do anal so I scat masturbate to a picture of her ass. Scat masturbation makes me cum hard.

by Damian St.Croix November 28, 2013

constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

knife masturbation

Knife masturbation is obviously - masturbating with a knife. A form of knifeplay which involves fucking yourself with a knife, could be several different places. I prefer my asshole. The hard part is sticking the tip inside. Or if there is rigid ends it becomes more difficult. Some may enjoy poking themselves with knives but youll never truly live until the blade is up your ass.

Ever tried knife masturbation? its awesome and painful

by Giant ballsack Tumor May 13, 2016

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

masturbation

When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy

tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him

by lollipoppar January 17, 2010