house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.

Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

by jkatticus May 3, 2008

conjugal e-mail address

An e-mail address shared by a couple (married or not) who likes to apply their "coupleness" to everything.

In many cases, the e-mail address was originally the guy's but when "couple status" was attained, the girl claimed co-ownership of the guy’s e-mail address. Sometimes this may be a case of the girl (or guy) being territorial. Sometimes this may even be a case of the girl (or guy) going loony as she (/he) thinks that she (/he) is the other person as evidenced by her (/his) eagerness in replying to all e-mails addressed to the original owner of the e-mail address.

bjones@...... is our conjugal e-mail address.

by Layang July 7, 2008

Ghost E-Mail

When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.

Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.

by sieffy13 October 30, 2013

Hull Daily Mail

A very sensationalist tabloid that thrives off of gormless people buying its so-called newspapers and has a habit of covering spam articles rather than news itself which it is supposed to!

HDM are also known to delete peoples comments without merit; for some reason they hold commenters to a much higher standard than their own editorial articles! I'm not sure wherever that should be seen as a compliment or an insult.

Oh Hull Daily Mail has deleted my comment AGAIN? wtf is wrong with this stupid waste of space tabloid and yet they post another spiel about what Aldi is selling WTF! if we post about this shit, they quickly remove it... shit propaganda paper should go bust.

by TV sucks November 3, 2017

Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

marilu

The name Marilu is usually given to a girl who is loud, athletic, and extremely attractive. She is a girl who is fierce, has got a bright personality, She is extremely goodlookin, all the guys want her, and she's totally bad ass. doesn't take no for an answer and is also excessively stubborn. Marilu has beautiful galaxy-like eyes, sweet smelling hair that will just melt your heart, and her laugh will brighten your lowest days. And did I ever mention that making her smile is the greatest achievement? Cause it is. marilu is beautiful but doesn't know it She's honestly the most amazing person in the whole world Cherish her. Because if you lose a Marilu from your life..your life is empty. She's the kind of person that likes to party alot and whenever your with her, you will have the time of your life. marilu However, she is depressed. No one could imagine the things she has gone through. She fakes a smile daily and puts everyone before herself. She constantly gets told she is beautiful but she just doesn't believe it. Marilu can be somewhat scary and harsh when you first meet them, but after awhile, you'd feel so close you'd practically die for her. <3 She is the most perfect girl ever! Marilu has the most amazing eyes you will ever see. She is an amazing person with a kind and adorable personality. If she can be herself around you, you must be one lucky guy!
P.S She has a ROCKIN body with an AMAZING ass!!

wow marilu is smoking hot

by fatal.love November 4, 2020