Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020

Melon

When someone screams like a tard.

Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon

by Awesome Tard February 9, 2020

Melon

The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom

Smart people: the melon is above all!

by Melon is top March 17, 2020

Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".

Wanna buy some "melons"?

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020