bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

meatball magician

a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.

"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

meatball party

A bunch of dicks and balls in a gay party.

Tonight is gonna be a huge meatball party at the gay bar.

by Greenejo69 July 26, 2017

Meatball Peter

Slang word for a Bullet-Bill from the game series mario kart

Person 1: Look i got a Meatball Peter !
Person 2: Oh i bet you´re gonna win now

by Bananabarnicle02 November 6, 2018

The Randy Meatball Invitational

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

by fgbgob June 1, 2025

Aquira meatball

A big juicy sweaty clapping booty thugalicious

“I am very Aquira meatball today”

by Papa Goochmeritus August 14, 2024

meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017