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Virgin Mason

The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?
The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.
by MasonHandel March 2, 2019
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Mason

A guy that has a bigger dick than you do
Mason works best with pussy
by The man that fuck ur mom August 5, 2017
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Mason

My name is mason so I guess I’m funny but I’m ugly and stuff I’m really not popular or anything I just wish I had more friends I hope you guys have a good day
Him-is that mason he’s not popular at all
She- ya he’s ugly
by Masonisugly September 23, 2019
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North Mason High School

An awful small very conservative high school in Belfair Washington with a graduating class of about 100 (and a drop-out rate even higher). The teachers are stupid and the kids even dumber. It's the norm for a teacher to say a racial slur or to fart in class.

If you can't get a diploma here, drop out of life.
The mascot is the very original Bulldog and other schools knows it as "the tweaker school" or "The maternity ward" It's also the only school that gives freshmen maternity leave and factor in dope-sick or sleeping days (for meth).
"Sure this North Mason High School party has 5 kegs but the damn tweakers are burning a boat intstead of firewood." South Kitsap Sally said to Martin.

"Hey Frank, do you know where I could get some cheap tweak and some easy pussy without trying very hard?"

"Yeah Don, just drive up to Allyn and stop by North Mason Highschool. Walk right in to the school and ask around."
"Go Bulldogs"
by roadrunner23 March 22, 2012
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Mason

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.
“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)
by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019
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Mason Mount

Me: Hey dude, you see that Derby midfielder playing last night?

Friend: yeah, he was a proper Mason Mount.
by XxarnoldschwazniggerxX May 27, 2019
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Mason

A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.
“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum
by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019
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