Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Limp

word to call simps because simp is banned on twitch so you drop the S and add a L made by streamer Tykwondoe

"this nigga dont know how to talk to girls he a limp"

by Luinade January 29, 2022

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

limp twins

an ill band.

limp twins are the shit, yo.

by DaSchtaishOne June 16, 2009

Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)

Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

Limp

1. It's used to replace the word Simp with Limp. "Just replace the S with a L because that what they(simps) take(loses)".

2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.

1. "My nigga stop limping"
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)

by Dojo's apprentice April 6, 2022