Like a turd that won't flush.

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.

Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

by scooby007 January 17, 2011

Like Safari

When you go on a spree of 'liking' a wide variety of pages on Facebook when you are bored.

I was really bored at work yesterday and i went on a Like Safari, and i 'liked' pages like 'Ass' and 'Sneaking a Toke at Work'

by dndn95 May 13, 2011

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like the Wild Man of Borneo

wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)

"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Like for a like

A Facebook status update frequently seen when someone is extremely bored, and involves them replying to any likes on the post by typing a positive comment on that person's wall. It can become quite forced when the person who likes the post isn't well liked or well known by the poster of the status update. It also helps boost the ego of people who like the post as they are always complimented.

Alvin: Like for a like

Jason likes the post.
Alvin posts on Jason's wall: I've known you for ages and we've been on the same soccer team together.

by australianbigfoot April 15, 2013

Like-arrhea

Medical condition characterized by frequent and excessive use of the word "like". Common in teenage girls.

Teenage girl: "So, like, I, like, told her, like, whatever. Like."

by Ernie's football-shaped head August 12, 2005

Like a Fox

"Like a Fox" is used after an action that one has just achieved as a discriptive phrase. When you have done something, adding "Like a Fox!" at the end will emphisize the slyness, talent or precision you or someone else has achieved something. "Like a Fox" can also be said; "Like Fox!". Like a Fox is traced back as far as an ancient phanton comic, where the Phantom states; "Crazy like a fox"

"I tricked you Like a Fox!"
"I am smart Likke Fox!"
"Stupid like a fox!" -Homer

by Mark November 14, 2004