Lego

An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.

Lego is awesome

Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!

Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt

Yep, I'm an alien

by GalactaK April 28, 2020

Lego

Stepped on = death.
Hurts like hell. Don't believe me? Try it.

If you've never stepped on lego, your lucky.

by Dill.Pickle March 19, 2018

Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS

I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~

by GmodMagician March 9, 2024

Lego

Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams

Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego

by Catnonymous May 20, 2019

Lego Star Wars 2

One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.

Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!

Dude 2: For the DS?

Dude 1: Yep!

Dude 2: *epic facepalm*

by r1swimmer March 24, 2011

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

2x2 lego plate

A mostly flat surface with 4 bumps on it, and also torture to separate two of them stacked if you don't have a brick seperator.

Hey, can you help me separate these 2x2 lego plates?

by really bored guy June 3, 2025