myspace legs

usually demonstrated on someone's myspace pictures, but can be displayed in real life. the knees point inwards, as do the feet and can be found on most girls aged between 15-17's myspace pictures. can cause difficulty in activities such as swimming, athletics and being socially acceptable.

"did you see her new myspace picture?"
"yeah she's got a bad case of myspace legs!"

by jenniferjenniferjennifer July 30, 2006

leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.

Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!

by hesher3557 August 13, 2006

Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020

Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.

1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"

by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010

No more legs

When you fight someone and they lose their legs.

OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS

by Hatingithere October 13, 2020

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015