Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.
After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.
by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003
Get the mother in lawmug. by Shaun August 21, 2003
Get the mother in lawmug. A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.
by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004
Get the Monster-in-lawmug. A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Lawful Good" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.
(See also: Chaotic Stupid)
(See also: Chaotic Stupid)
Lawful Stupid Player: My Paladin detects evil on the wizard, and attacks!
Other Players: But he's got an ogre and ten orcs...
Lawful Stupid Player: I smite the Wizard.
-The party is subsequently massacred.-
Other Players: But he's got an ogre and ten orcs...
Lawful Stupid Player: I smite the Wizard.
-The party is subsequently massacred.-
by Yorenaymkantbiblanc August 14, 2010
Get the Lawful Stupidmug. by Mark July 31, 2004
Get the Monster in lawmug. Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.
By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.
By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.
Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.
by Izaea September 21, 2009
Get the Jackson's Lawmug. An extremely awesome show on NBC and TNT that revolves around New York City homicide detectives catching criminals and prosecutors sending them to prison. Unlike shows like CSI where police procedure is all done by one group, Law and Order is more realistic, as the detectives rely on separate forensic and crime scene units as well as investigating the crime themselves.
Law and Order has been on the air since 1990 and has spawned several spin-offs, including Law and Order: SVU and Law and Order: Criminal Intent. However, only the original featured Lennie Briscoe, possibly the baddest motherfucker on the planet.
Law and Order has been on the air since 1990 and has spawned several spin-offs, including Law and Order: SVU and Law and Order: Criminal Intent. However, only the original featured Lennie Briscoe, possibly the baddest motherfucker on the planet.
Every Law and Order episode begins with the following opener: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
by NRE September 20, 2007
Get the Law and Ordermug.