Die Laughing

Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.

His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.

Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.

However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.

All hail His Royal Hindend, Die Laughing!!! Or die trying. Like now. Doo dah. Doo dah.

by ThatATsignLaCrabzilla February 19, 2010

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Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016

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dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017

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Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.

“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up”

by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018

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The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

by NicL9 December 25, 2018

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