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Lance

Lance is the name for a person that is generally a bitch at everything they do. Lance is a bottom freak and loves giant cock in his asshole. Lance is a hoe ass bitch.
Youre being a lance right now.
(Youre being a bitch right now.)
by ho3assbitchasslookingass May 19, 2022
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LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023
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mutton lance

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'
by RickTick66 June 12, 2017
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Lance

Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍
“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”
by LanceTan I Love You Only~ September 30, 2021
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urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.
"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."
by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021
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Lance

Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪
Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok
by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022
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