Lance Ballinstrong

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A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

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Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.

Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"

by biman05 June 6, 2023

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Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

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Lance

A lance is someone weird not many people know ,but its cool when you get to know the lance

Do you know lance? Ohh yeah that gay bitch

by Itsasecret186 November 6, 2022

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trey lance

1. A bad NFL Quarterback who gets drafted way way to high and for some reason takes Jimmy G spot.

2. Broken ankle karma

Trey lance should have never been the starter.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

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Lanced

A verb.

The term Lanced refers to when a poor unsuspecting player is contacted by none other than CaptainLance9 to have his precious item turned into an "investment" in the future of Lance's build and crafts.

Did you guys see how he just Lanced that poor Kalandra's Touch? He says its an investment, but CAUGHT.

by Doubter69420 May 29, 2025

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