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Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).
Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.
by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012
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lamb of god

Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.

They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.

Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.

Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.

Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.

You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."

Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"

Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
by AbsenceOfTheSacred April 30, 2009
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lamb-pit

Yet another fanciful term - aren't there a lot of 'em? - for a woman's genitalia. Popularized(?) by Terry Southern's pointedly purple and over-the-top (but, IMO, somewhat overrated) 1958 book "Candy". (Imagine Henry Miller writing "Tropic of Cancer" on crack and Spanish Fly...and an empty stomach)
She's got a lamb-pit wetter than this rainforest we're slogging through.
by BWB July 26, 2008
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Lamb Maneuver

Taking a shit in a girl's pussy
Yo man, I just pulled the Lamb maneuver on my girl and she kicked me out!
by J Faust January 24, 2005
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Labor Day

Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.
Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!
by jenko2 September 7, 2011
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lamborghini

Cars that people who are obsessed with their Italian heritage always talk about, but sadly will never have.
Proud Italian American Guy: A Lamborghini Gallardo could smoke a nissan 350Z!!
Me: At least I could afford a 350Z!!
by I special October 23, 2006
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Lamb of God

Insane extreme metal band that some dipshits at epic records thought would fare really well among an audience who think slipknot is the heaviest shit in the world.
at least they didnt totally sell out and actually sing.
by Liberate te ex Inferis October 10, 2004
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