by granite April 18, 2003

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.
I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!
by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008

by ruthless racing July 23, 2007

(1) People from the Baby Boom Generation through Generation X mistakenly referring to the act of retrieving files off the intertubes.
(2) Slang for pooping
(2) Slang for pooping
Grandson: Grandma, the photos are on flickr for you.
Grandma: Do I down load on my computer (1)?
Grandson: No grandma, that would break it. You down load the toilet (2), and download on your computer.
Grandma: Do I down load on my computer (1)?
Grandson: No grandma, that would break it. You down load the toilet (2), and download on your computer.
by Charles Scott xavier February 11, 2010

by Happyhigh September 25, 2008

by the greenskeeper July 8, 2004

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:
Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!
Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!
by The_Shadow November 2, 2013
