by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 29, 2021
When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.
a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"
by idontlikemushrooms June 11, 2012
Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.
Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
by Truthbetruthnothingbutthetruth January 01, 2021
(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
by JosieTheWitch February 24, 2023
by von groovy September 15, 2019
by OctoboiYT November 11, 2021
A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004