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liberal

n.
1. A man or woman with a university education
adj.
2. Politically savvy and genuinely patriotic, as opposed to the uninformed jingoism of the conservative right
Liberals are responsible for all that is sane and rational. Conservatives are paranoid racists and jesus freaks.
by jayque October 18, 2003
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liberal

Someone who chooses a happier existence by way of not being insulted by every single thing other than him/herself.
Does being pissed off at Paganism and homosexuality make you happy? Or does it just make you pissed off? Liberals have mastered the ancient art of accepting things and MOVING ON WITH THEIR LIVES! Try it sometime...
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Liberal

U.S.
Pejorative and dismissive term used by self titled patriots to collectively refer to all that is wrong with the world and any individual or group who does not agree with them.
Uses:
1). Euphemism: frequently applied in instances where the user would prefer to use more derogative racial, religious and class slurs but is afraid to reveal their true beliefs publicly.
2). Political: Applied to all opposing belief systems that do not priorly qualify for inclusion under the definition of pure evil. (See: Other Nations).
3). Religious: applied to groups or individuals that do not demonstratively subscribe to any or all of the holy trinity or Guns, Gold and God. (Refer: Godless Liberals).
4). Education: Applied to anyone who uses words such as demonstratively (Refer: Educated Liberal Elite).
5). Civil rights: Applied to anyone or organisation seeking to restrict the inalienable conservative right to discriminate against, deny liberty to or restrict personal freedoms of those they don’t like, disagree with or fear. (Hist: Afro Americans, Mexicans, Homosexuals).

Rest of World (See: Unamerican)
Liberal: Noun: Individual of liberal views.
Origin Middle English via old French (see: pure evil) from Latin Liberalis, from Liber meaning Free (man).
Mass Noun: Liberality: open to new ideas and free from prejudice.
Verb: Liberalise: Loosen or remove restrictions on a society, economy or political system.
Adjective: Broaden general knowledge; Generous measure or distribution.
US.
President Hussein Obama is a liberal (see uses 1 through 5).

Rest of world.
The US, England and France are liberal democracies.
by Gormful June 9, 2010
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Liberal

noun: A person who, because of a brilliantly ineffectual two-party system, has been made out as the "enemy of democracy" in the minds of those currently in power. Every vicious, hateful post against these people (and against conservatives) helps take our minds off of the real ills of society so that we may feel like we're doing good by hating SOMETHING.
Bill: We should fight poverty.
Jim: Yeah, but you wouldn't know how, because you're a stupid pot-smoking hippie naive liberal.
Bill: Well you're a heartless selfish conservative, and I hate your views!
Jim: I hate your views too!
Bill: Well, I feel better about fighting poverty now.
by SamsonIII August 22, 2005
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Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011
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Libactionary

Someone who preaches for social change, and maybe even forms of welfare, or wealth redistribution, but who will defend capitalism to it's dying breath. They may even adopt more right-wing debate tactics when discussing about such matters.
"Hey did you see that new Destiny video it's like hella libactionary."
by Jarrbear99 July 18, 2019
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Librandu

Librandus are urban naxals with a common political aim to overthrow the government of India, dismantle its secular constitution and establish and impose a communist abrahamic regime under a sharia constitution. These Sharia Bolshevists envision Dr. Zakir Naik and the Pope as the supreme leaders of their utopia and wish to bring India under the mighty rule of the Arab Empire.

They oppress the viraat upper-caste hindus via economic boycott and wish to convert all hindus into Christianity, Islam and Judaism. They aspire to take down the Indian army by uniting with naxals and carrying out surgical strikes. According to a self-proclaimed ricebag communist on reddit, once they achieve all of this, they will perform sharia necromancy and resurrect Marx, Engels, Mao, Stalin, Che, Castro and the Lenin brothers. The librandus will then annex Russia, dethrone Putin and replace him with the newly brought back to life Vladimir Lenin.

Librandu is the Indian equivalent of Libtard.

Etymology: the term Librandu is a combination of the words liberal and gaandu. It was coined by chaddis to label anyone who opposed or criticized them or their ideologies. Initially this term was supposed to be degrading and demeaning, but Thad librandus embraced it and appropriated it for themselves. (epic word jihad)
Chaddi: Muslims are Hindu converts
Sharia Bolshevist Liberal: Lmao XD bruh, weren't you the one who said Muslims were foreign invaders who exploited Hindus.

Chaddi: STFU Librandu !!!1!!1!!!!!!1
by 21092005 March 28, 2021
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