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swamp kitten

I saw this swamp kitten in the news paper who went to jail for stealing bananas and beating up a cop.
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sweater kittens

breasts, where men look when they are talking to women
I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.
by Tone R. June 10, 2007
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kitten killer

Someone who whacks off. Everytime u masturbate, god kills a kitten. Kill those damn annoying kittens!
Justin kills 50 kittens a day because he cant get a girl
by bizi0tch.xX January 8, 2005
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kitten slayer

some one who masturbates.

along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer
by craigums March 6, 2005
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killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.
If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.
by Fearman November 28, 2007
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sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.
by Mike March 30, 2005
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Kitten Gloves

The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.
by Duckfeet November 17, 2006
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