liquid karl 

1. The worst name for a fragrance ever - Karl Lagerfeld's new unisex potion at H&M stores.

The bottle is described as "An elongated glass and metal bottle revealing an amber-hued juice. On the label, a black-and-white photo of the designer, looking relaxed in profile."

2. Any mysterious and inappropriate substance generally found on a NYC subway seat.

1. Wow, you smell great. Thanks, I've doused myself in Liquid Karl.

2. Nobody's sitting in that seat because it's coated in some sort of Liquid Karl.

liquid karl by Meagan November 16, 2004

Christmas karl 

A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.

Tom was feeling generous on Christmas Day and gave his brother a Christmas karl.

Christmas karl by Bulba July 27, 2009

hollywood hot karl 

pooping on a glass coffee table while being watched from beneath it

eeew! dont do lines offa that--its for hollywood hot karls only!

hollywood hot karl by krew du poux January 9, 2007

Hot Karl 

To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.

I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man.

Hot Karl by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

sera karl

Sera the best person the earth. Filled with humour and hate for bruce (who is a dumb piece of poop). Her best friend is Desiree Borione. She is also great, but not as good as Sera. But follow her Instagram anyways. Her other friend (not best friend) is Jiyoo Kim whom Sam Jones likes (She doesn't like him back: C)
Desiree's insta: Desiree_borione
Desiree's tik tok: Desiree_borione

Sera Karl is prettier than Bella Hadid.
So is Desiree.

sera karl by cute.as.foxes October 7, 2020

Cold Karl

The act of defecating on a glass table, while another person's face is directly below the table/feces. Similar to the hot karl and the warm karl

Sandi received a Cold Karl from Jill because she refused to get crapped on.

Cold Karl by Schnizzle October 14, 2003

hot karl rove 

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

hot karl rove by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004