Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!
by fakename06 January 4, 2019
Get the Kansasmug. Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024
Get the Kansas City Chiefsmug. Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021
Get the playing for Kansas Citymug. When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
by Themesiah February 21, 2024
Get the The Ole’ Kansas City Napkinmug. When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
Get the kansas city sparklermug. 
It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
Get the Kansas City Boppermug.