Ketchup

Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable

Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd

by UltimateDoge June 12, 2024

Ketchup

To agree response to a statement. Agreement to an action.

Do you wanna go skydiving?
Ketchup, man.

by Ketchup Bro December 16, 2018

ketchup

Tomato Jam

Yo if tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a jam!

by dreamygreentea September 04, 2020

Ketchup Bottle

While receiving a blowjob, the man slaps the top of the head of his partner like a ketchup bottle.

Ryan gave his girlfriend the ketchup bottle while receiving oral pleasure.

by The great landscape November 19, 2019

ketchup bottle

A funny word for Satan

Ketchup bottle lives in hades

by napalmspittingllamma November 07, 2022

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 05, 2020

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 20, 2024